"It’s not the ending I wanted. It was one hell of an ending, just not the one I wanted.”

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"I have always wanted two [children]. I’ve wanted a girl and a boy. I would want them really close in age like myself and my brother so they could be really close, like we are as well." -Zoe

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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juliahelbig:

ydad-mdk-ig:

mudrunkkitchen:

I’ve never felt this sad while watching an Elders React video…

holy fuck

NO.

juliahelbig:

ydad-mdk-ig:

mudrunkkitchen:

I’ve never felt this sad while watching an Elders React video…

holy fuck

NO.

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troyesfranta:

hey-it-troyler:

troyesfranta:

Remember that time I was with my former crush and he told me his lips were dry and wanted me to ‘sort it out’ so I just haNDED HIM LIP BALM

NO

LITERALLY REASON 5829101 WHY IM A FAIL OF A HUMAN

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thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

image

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troylerslayever:

*CRYING INTENSIFIES*

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